Revolt of the Three Moopets (pt. 3)

Walking in the car was a wicked man, named Lloyd Whitmire. Many of the girls----Buttercup, Crystal, Sammy, May, Olivia, Betty, Molly, Peggy-Belle, Penelope, Christelle, Lady, Mandi, Keri, Fiona, Amber, Sammy the Fig, Miss Joy, Claire, Pretty Little Lila, Sandy, Alison, Heidi, and six new girls, Maggie, Sophie Peri Crrystalwood, from Seattle, Washington, Vanessa Cheyenne Walker, from Flint, Michigan, Kathleen Grace Sheh, a Chinese-American dancer from, Tinker Air Force Base, Oklahoma, Telma Rosenbloom, from London, England, and Phylicia Barish, from Wellington, New Zealand----were attracted to him.

"Dang, check this suave man!" Buttercup said.

"Oooh, totally hot!" Lady, Christelle, Peggy-Belle, and Penelope declared.

"So cute!" Sammy the Fig sighed.

"Who're you guys gaping at?" Vanessa wondered.

"Oh, this hotty over here. I'd like to get his number," Pretty Little Lila said.

"You should get a raincheck on that, Lila," said May, trenchantly.

Claire, Fiona, Sammy, and Amber shot May an equally cold look. "Grumpy much, May?"

"Yeah, what's crawled up your butt?" Betty asked.

Crystal whispered to Betty, "Isabelita, think about who you are talking to, hmm?"

Molly, Maggie, and Sandy seemed to agree with May, however. "Yo, quit bagging on May, alright?" Sandy said.

"Anyhow, she has a sensible reason to be cautious. According to Dr. Harry Virgil Parkington-Brooks------" Maggie started.

"The late Dr. Harry Virgil Parkington-Brooks------" Molly corrected.

"This man," proceeded Sandy, "had violated legions of women. His fiancée, included."

"You mean, Miss Nina Goldberg?" Keri wondered.

"The late Miss Nina Goldberg," Heidi interjected. 

"How did she die, anyhow?" Mandi wondered.

"At the hands of Trevor Whitmire," Miss Joy answered. "Dr. Parkington-Brooks, on the other hand, died from cancer."

"Oh, I really liked that papacito," Crystal whined. "I loved him! I had a crush on him!"

"Yeah, he was loads hotter than this guy," Sophie harrumphed.

"That's right," Kathleen said. "Harry was definitely nicer than what this guys looks like."

Alison slanted Crystal and Sophie a look. "Crystal, Catalina, and Sofía, my dear sweet Venezuelan hermanas, I'll have you know, that he was born in 1948."

"Yeah, he was old enough to be your abuelo," added Claire.

"We're just saying," Kathleen said.

"Point being," Phylicia continued, "that Lloyd is going to be looking for trouble. You don't need to get into that."

"Or into that loser, for that matter," Telma said, spitting on the grass. "There are other fish in the lake, any-old-how."

Not too far away, a sexy woman with dark glasses was walking to the car. Her name was  Sue Ellen Scather. Paul, Billy, Breezy, Reggie, Robin, Pepe, Malarkey Eeyopp, Buddy, Jeremy, and James Leonard Aubrey Maples "Jim" Balestrini, from Chicago, Illinois, were staring at her lasciviously. Danny, Toby, and Mike, contrariwise, were staring at her with consternation.

"Geez, look at the butt on that!" Breezy said.

"That girl got it going on!" Jimmy declared.

"Can you say, 'delicious?' " Paul asked.

"Can you say, 'horny?' " Billy asked, exercising his turn to be sarcastic.

"Yeah, are you guys crazy? Sue Ellen Scather?!" Reggie inquired, vehemently.

Robin and Pepe looked at Reggie. "You know her?"

"Sure, who don't?" Malarkey shrugged.

"That girl has been around, yo," Buddy said.

"Yeah, in the words of Hall & Oates, 'She's a maneater!' " Danny said, straightening up his bifocals.

"That's what men need to stay away from," Toby advised.

"How bad can she be?" Jeremy wondered.

"Allow me to elaborate, shall I?" Mike said.

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Mike: "She'll only come out at nights
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new
I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sittin' with you
But her eyes are on the door!"

Danny: "So many have paid to see
What you think
You're gettin' for free
The woman is wild
A she-cat tamed
By the purr of a Jaguar
Money's the matter
If you're in it for love
You ain't gonna get too far!"

Both: "(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy
She'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy
She'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater!"

Toby: "I wouldn't if I were you
I know what she can do
She's deadly man
And she could really rip your world apart
Mind over matter
Ooh, the beauty is there
But a beast is in the heart!"

All: "(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy
She'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy
She'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater!"

[Instrumental Interlude]

All: "Ooooooooh
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Here she comes
Watch out boy
She'll chew you up
(Whoa-oh, here she comes
(Watch out) she's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(She's a maneater)
Ooh, she'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Here she comes, she's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(Watch out)
She'll only come out at night, ooh-oh
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Here she comes
She's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(She's a maneater)
The woman is wild, whoooa
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Here she comes
Watch out boy, watch out boy
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Oh, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(Yeah, yeah) she's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(She's a maneater)
She's watching and waiting, ooh-oh
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Oh, she's a maneater!"

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The black car drove over to the front of the Gloomy Morass Apartments. Emerging it were Sue Ellen Scather and Lloyd Whitmire. They were heading inside the facility.

"The nerve of these young Muppets," Sue Ellen grumbled. "Just talking about 'this girl is fine' and crap. Is all they know how to do is touch themselves?"

"Please, you should hear what the girls said about me," Lloyd grunted. "Talking about me like I was a piece of meat. What a bunch of immature brats."

"Talking about your immature brats," Sue Ellen said, "we have a meddling Muppet at large. Have you heard of Lips Whitmire?"

Anger snapped alive in Lloyd's eyes. "My no-count nephew! He's not in hades?"

"Unfortunately, no," Sue Ellen said. "He, his wife, and his daughter are still alive."

"Oh, we can fix it right now," said Lloyd. "I've got a friend in Russia....."

Hearing this from the bushes were Sarah, Jessy, Trey, Jason, Freddy, Kala, Elena, Dcat, Lucy, Ricky, Sugar Raye, Kala, Elena, Angel, Baelfire, Happy, Connor, Mary, Hunter, Kaitlyn, Oliver, and Matthew Orlando. They were aghast at the news. The "friend," for all they knew, could be Constantine!

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In the Muppet Labs, Loo-Loo sat down in a white chair next to a white table. She looked rather forlorn.

Sabroona then came with hotcakes. "Loo-Loo? There you are. Where have you been? I had looking all over for you?"

Giving Sabroona an evil glance, Loo-Loo hissed at her like a furious cat. She tired to scratch at Sabroona, but she was unsuccessful.

Sabroona dropped the plates and the pastries. "What's your damage, kid?"

Soon, a voice said, sweetly, "Bare with her, sweetheart."

It had belonged to Lips. 

"Lips Whitmire?" Sabroona asked. 

"In the flesh," Lips bowed. "Speaking of flesh, Loo-Loo is terribly frustrated. She has received wind that there wasn't enough revival formula to bring Zott back to life."

"Zott?" Sabroona asked.

"That is Loo-Loo's love, dear," Loops said. "She loved her with all that she was, and may I say that the feeling was quite mutual."

"Aw, that is so sooooo romantic," sighed Sabroona, amorously. "Well, I'd logically be peeved, too, if I'd been told that I'd never see my love again."

Loo-Loo stared at Sabroona for a while. Oh, how she wanted to apologize to Sabroona.....or, at least give her a hug. But, she needed some alone time real badly.

Not taking the attack seriously, Sabroona rose to her feet. "Well, looks like I'll have to clean up this mess."

Feeling terribly, Loo-Loo touched Sabroona's arm and offered to help her clean up the mess she made. Sabroona happily accepted.

Loops watched the two women clean up the mess together. Loops badly wanted to tell Loo-Loo how he felt about her. In his heart, he concealed a passion for the mute woman.

"I wish Loo-Loo would let Zott go, and realize that I love her," Loops whined. "I may not be the blue-skinned beauty he was, but I still can treat her right. I just feel so invisible. I wish I could make my feelings for her known. I wish I could make her mine, tonight!"

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Loops: "Whatcha’ doin’ tonight
I wish I could be a fly on your wall
Are you really alone
Who's stealin' your dreams
Why can't I bring you into my life
What would it take to make you see that I'm alive

If I was invisible
Then I could just watch you in your room
If I was invincible
I'd make you mine tonight
If hearts were unbreakable
Then I could just tell you where I stand
I would be the smartest man
If I was invisible
(Wait..I already am)

Saw your face in the crowd
I call out your name
You don't hear a sound
I keep tracing your steps
Each move that you make
Wish I could read what goes through your mind
Wish you could touch me with the colors of your life

If I was invisible
Then I could just watch you in your room
If I was invincible
I'd make you mine tonight
If hearts were unbreakable
Then I can just tell you where I stand
I would be the smartest man
If I was invisible
(Wait..I already am)

I reach out
But you don't even see me
Even when I scream out
Baby, you don't hear me
I am nothing without you
Just a shadow passing through...

If I was invisible
Then I could just watch you in your room
If I was invincible
I'd make you mine tonight
If hearts were unbreakable
Then I can just tell you where I stand
I would be the smartest man
If I was invisible
(Wait..I already am)

If I was invisible...make you mine
If I was invisible...make you mine
If I was invisible...make you mine
If I was invisible...make you mine
If I was invisible...make you mine
If I was invisible...make you mine!"
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Loops' thoughts were interrupted by loud, piercing cries. They belonged to Sarah, Jessy, Trey, Jason, Dcat, Freddy, Kala, Elena, Lucy, Ricky, Sugar Raye, Kala, Elena, Angel, Baelfire, Happy, Connor, Mary, Hunter, Kaitlyn, Oliver, and Matthew Orlando!

"Kids, what's the matter?" Loops asked.

"Constantine is going to come back!" the puppies, kittens, and the bunnies cried.

"What?" asked Lips.

"It's true," Sugar Raye affirmed, with horror. "I'd heard every word Lloyd Whitmire and Sue Ellen Scather said. They said they was going to call them!"

"Oh, my gosh!" Lips said. Where was the bottom to this crap. I mean, it was a big enough nightmare that his wicked uncle, Lloyd and that jezebel he'd been sleeping with was on the loose. But, the fact that he'd audaciously involved the biggest rogue on the face of the earth----now that was sheer hades. (Heck, it's enough to scare even Dante out of his pants!)

"This is just great!" Lips, in frustration, threw a shoe against the wall. "Bad enough one devil, who hurt my kind godmother and my handsome, angelic would-have-been godfather, but now we have another one to deal with! What do we do now?!"

"Lips, take Sugar and the young pets to the Electric Mayhem/Solid Foam headquarters," Loops commanded. "I'll call the older Muppets. We are going to have a meeting tonight! We must warn everyone of Whitmire, Scather, and Constantine!"

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What does Constantine plan to do to the Muppets? Find out in pt. 4 of this cool Mupp-Venture!