Revolt of the Three Moopets (pt. 7)

Behind on of the stones walls, Miss Pigget, Hermit the Frog, Meowlf, Lawzzy Bear, Yawnzo, Waahnimal, Nunsen, Sneaker, Loo-Loo, Sabroona, Loops, and the ghost of Harry were talking about Lloyd's and Sue Ellen's wicked plans. Everyone was fraught at the horrible news.

"They're planning to kill the girls?!" Loo-Loo and Sabroona asked together.

"That's right," Harry said, "and us, as well. They are going to set a trap for us."

Waahnimal wailed. Lawwzy Bear and Meowlf hushed him up.

"Would you shut your trap, Waahnimal?" Lawwzy growled.

"Crying ain't gonna help us none, noway," Meowlf agreed.

" 'Crying isn't going to help us, anyhow,' " Harry corrected brusquely.

"Yeah, come on!" How old are you, 10?" Hermit asked.

"Asks the person who watches Yo-Kai-Watch, although he is 40," grumbled Yawnzo.

Nunsen and Sneaker came between Yawnzo and Hermit. "Will you two cool it?" Nunsen asked.

Sneaker agreed.

"Yeah, Mr. Harry said, 'No quibbling!' " Loops added.

"Yeah, we have bigger problems on our hands," Miss Pigget declared. "Those losers are planning an extermination for us, Leah, and Sabrina!"

"I know someone who can help us," Harry said. With his white rose, he summoned two other Stuffets: Booter, and his twin sister and Beeter! They were not only tech-savvy and had some resemblance to Scooter and Skeeter, but they were experts on Tae-Kwon Do.

"Who are those?" Loops wondered.

"These are my Stuffet pals, Booter and Beeter," introduced Harry. "They were the greatest Stuffet karate fighters."

"Until Constantine shot us," Beeter lamented.

"It's time for us to teach that ague amphibian and his equally vicious friends a lesson," Booter said.

"I couldn't agree more, you guys," Harry said.

"So, how do we do it?" Loops asked.

"After lights out," Beeter said, "we head to the underground cell to grab our ammunition and shields. Then, we head to the punishment chamber and free the two prisoners."

Loops was baffled. "What?"

"When the guards are asleep, we shield up, and then we break the girls out," translated Harry.

"That's an awesome plan," hugged Booter.

Beeter pushed Booter aside. "Watch it! It's MY personal bubble!"

"Beeter!"

Harry stepped in. "Hey, Booter! Stay out of your sister's personal bubble."

"Well, what are we waiting for?" asked Sabroona. "Let's move!"

"Yeah!" Everyone agreed.

 As Miss Pigget, Hermit the Frog, Meowlf, Lawzzy Bear, Yawnzo, Waahnimal, Nunsen, Sneaker, Booter, Beeter, Sabroona, Loops, and the ghost of Harry were on their way to the underground shelter, Loo-Loo and Loops stayed briefly behind, merely to talk.

"You know, something, Loops?" Loo-Loo asked.

"What is it, Loo-Loo?" Loops wondered.

"Well, this has been gnawing on my bones for quite some time," Loo-Loo admitted. "So, rather than beat around the bush, I was wondering if you would marry me."

Loops was surprised. He was shocked that she felt the same way about him as he did about her.

"Goodness!" Loops said. "I can hardly believe it. I was wondering the same thing! You know?"

"I know, honey, right?" Loo-Loo agreed. "Apart from my sister figure, Sabroona, you're the only one who knows how I feel."

"Am I, for real?" Loops asked.

"Sure are!" Loo-Loo said. "You see......."


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Loo-Loo: "All my life has been a series of bricks in my face
And then suddenly I bump into you."

Loops: "I was thinking the same thing! 'Cause like
I've been searching my whole life to find my own place
And maybe it's the party talking or the chocolate fondue."

Loo-Loo: "But with you..."

Loops: "But with you..."

Loops: "I found my place..."

Loo-Loo: "I see your face..."

Both: "And it's nothing like I've ever known before!
Love is an open door!
Love is an open door!
Love is an open door!"

Loo-Loo: "With you!"
Loops: "With you!"
Loo-Loo: "With you!"
Loops: "With you!"

Both: "Love is an open door..."

Loops: "I mean it's crazy..."
Loo-Loo: "What?"

Loops: "We finish each other's---"
Loo-Loo: "Sandwiches!"

Loops: "That's what I was gonna say!"

Loo-Loo: "I've never met someone----"

Both: "Who thinks so much like me!
Jinx! Jinx again!
Our mental synchronization
Can have but one explanation!"

Loops: "You-"
Loo-Loo: "And I-"
Loops: "Were-"
Loo-Loo: "Just-"

Both: "Meant to be!"

Loo-Loo: "Say goodbye..."
Loops: "Say goodbye..."

Both: "To the pain of the past
We don't have to feel it anymore!

Love is an open door!
Love is an open door!
Life can be so much more!"

Loo-Loo: "With you!"
Loops: "With you!"
Loo-Loo: "With you!"
Loops: "With you!"

Both: "Love is an open door..."

Loo-Loo: "Can I say something crazy? Will you marry me?"

Loops: "Can I say something even crazier? Gosh, yes!"

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Interrupting the moment were the annoyed looks of  Miss Pigget, Hermit the Frog, Meowlf, Lawzzy Bear, Yawnzo, Waahnimal, Nunsen, Sneaker, Loo-Loo, Sabroona, Loops, and the ghost of Harry.

"Guys, let it go," they all said.

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Back at the Muppet Headquarters, the Muppets were fighting with themselves. Emily Anne, Jared, Nicole, Maddy, Clyde, Jeff, Hiro, Heather, Dominique, Lorielle, Sheryl, Akachi, Nathalli Pepper, Lizzy, Jenny, Mark, Sarah, Kylie, Lorelei, Lani, Whitney, Jayla, Abby, Sandy, Lulu, Brandi, Marni, David, Jim, and Rachel were fighting with Buttercup, Crystal, Sammy, May, Olivia, Betty, Molly, Peggy-Belle, Penelope, Christelle, Lady, Mandi, Keri, Fiona, Penelope the violinist, Amber, Miss Joy, Sammy the Fig, Bean Bunny, Claire, Pretty Little Lila, Maggie, Gwendolyn, Sophie, Telma, Phylicia, Malarkey Eeyopp, Eddy, Douglas, Ottoline, Paul, Vanessa, Kathleen, Billy, Breezy, Reggie, Robin, and Pepe.

"This is all your fault, you stupid clubhoppers!" Keri said.

"Yeah!" Penelope, Christelle, Sammy the Fig, Lady, and Peggy-Belle said in agreement.

"Excuse us?!" Maddy and Clyde asked.

"Our fault?!" Marni, Brandi, and Lulu hissed.

"How the blue heck do you figure that?!" Sheryl asked.

"Yeah, tell us!" Dominique said.

"You should have kept better tabs on Leah," Billy said.

"You know how danger-prone she is," added Paul.

"Sabrina's no stronger," added Reggie.

Akachi was furious. "Don't you dare talk about my girlfriend and her friend like that!"

"We're just making a point," Pepe said.

"The one that we are trying to make is you should have never taken the girls to that club," Maggie said.

"Yeah, what is wrong with you, man?" Sophie accentuated.

"Excuse us for wanting to have fun," Jim, Jeff, and Hiro grumbled.

"No, none of you un-churched people are excused," Vanessa grunted.

" 'Round here taking them to that Sodom house," Kathleen added. "You just don't do that."

"Need to git beat for that," May said.

"Hanging around those dang heathens!" Bean Bunny snapped.

"That's just like you guys," David said.

"Always making a mountain out of a molehill," Whitney screamed.

"That's what y'all be doin,' " Emily Anne snapped.

"How were we to know what would happen to either Leah or to Sabrina?" Sandy queried.

"Let alone about that hold-up in the club?" Abby added.

"Yeah, so you haven't any right to blame us for that!" Nathalli said.

Pretty Little Lila came to both of the warring groups. "Guys, guys! Shut up! How is this arguing helping anything?!"

"It's getting our logical point across," Penelope the violinist barked.

"That will teach these nerds to think of other people," Mandi said.

"Instead of their own fun," Eddy yelled.

Heather's eyes turned red. "Who are you calling 'nerd,' Urkel?"

"Kick it, Heather," agreed Sarah and Lani.

"Don't know why you guys care about those two immature Barbies, anyhow," Mark grumbled.

Rachel kicked Mark in the shins. "I have had quite enough of your overbearing behind."

"Yeah, shut up, moron," Lizzy said. "Your venomous butt ain't helping."

Enraged, Dr. Elphanor Hopsy burst in the room and shouted, "ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THIS SENSELESS, CHILDISH DOGFIGHTS! ALL YOU GUYS DO IS FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! AND YOU CALL YOURSELVES ADULTS?! "

Then, Zoot, Dr. Teeth, Animal, Janice, Floyd, Clifford, Kimberly, Cici, Digi-Hopsy, Zondra, Beard, Flash, Digit, and Madame Groovy marched in.

"Children, we're very upset with you," Clifford said.

"This is not the time to fight with yourselves," Kimberly said.

"Have you guys taken leave of your senses?" Cici asked, belligerently.

Digi-Hopsy cut her eyes at Cici. "The pot calling the kettle black."

"I know everyone's frustrated," Madame Groovy accentuated.

"And you have every right to be," Digit added.

"But up to the point when you guys turn on y'all-selves?! No." Flash wheedled in.

"You guys have been friends for far too long," Zondra said.

"Fighting is not the answer," Beard said.

"We just have to be chill," Floyd interjected.

"Yeah, the enemy is the Moopets," Janice protested.

"And Whitmire and Scather!" Dr. Teeth exclaimed.

Coming to Akachi, Zoot put his arm around Akachi's shoulder and said, "Yes, we must stand strong together and hope that Leah and Sabrina comes home safe. We mustn't quarrel." Zoot understood that it was no fault of Akachi's or his friends' that his or Zoot's girlfriends were nabbed. The two men smiled at each other. Akachi petted Animal, who was nuzzling against Akachi's leg.

But that moment didn't cut any ice with Dr. Hopsy. "JUST SO THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN, EVERYBODY IS GOING TO SPEND THE WEEK IN DETENTION! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!" she bellowed.

Dismally, everyone said, "Yes......."

As the irate professor and the older Muppets walked out, Claire, Amber, Fiona, and Sammy grunted, "Bummer."

"Double bummer," Jenny said.

"Triple bummer," Olivia shook her head.

"There goes Friday's house party," grumbled Breezy

"Please, it would have involved drinking and sex, anyway," Telma said, spitting on the floor.

"Yeah, ain't nobody got time for that," Miss Joy sassed.

Molly glared at Mark. "This is all your fault, Mark."

Mark glared back at Molly. "Don't you talk to me, Molly."

"Why shouldn't she?" Betty asked.

"You deserve every part of what Molly just said," Nicole's voice was like ice.

"You don't even care about Leah and Sabrina, do you?" Jared asked.

"Why are you so audacious as to believe that?!" Mark asked, vehemently.

"Well, it's true, ain't it?!" Robin snapped. "You are mean as heck to both of them, and you know it."

"Just like you was to Melora, right?" Phylicia added.

"Leave that fatty out of this, Phylicia!" Mark demanded.

"Don't tell her who to leave outta what!" Jayla said. "You WAS mean! You KNOW you were!"

"Look, Leah, and Sabrina may not have been the most mature group of people, nor Melora the lightest person, but when it comes to those subjects,you really shouldn't be throwing stones. You act like a child when you don't get your way, and you weigh as much as Melora does. What you need to do is just check yourself, otherwise, you're going to find yourself by yourself," Lorielle snapped. "Get me?!"

Pretty much alone, Mark stormed out of the room. Emily Anne slammed the door after him.

"Yeah, you'd better leave," Emily Anne said. "Wicked cold hearted stankin' son of------"

Buttercup hit Emily Anne on the head. "Young readers can see this, genius."

"Yeah, talk like you got some sense," Gwendolyn grumbled. "Geez, we gots some heathens up in here."

Douglas and Ottoline shook their heads. "Oh, how we have fallen."

Lorelei looked at Dr. Hopsy's door. "I wonder what is ruffling Dr. Hopsy's fur, anyway?"


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Will the young Muppets stop fighting with themselves if they are to have Leah and Sabrina? Tune in for pt. 8. to find out!