Revolt of the Three Moopets (pt. 6)

Emerging from the Muppet Airlines, or from the "Stuffet Airlines," were Miss Pigget, Hermit the Frog, Meowlf, Lawzzy Bear, Yawnzo, Waahnimal, Nunsen, and Sneaker. They arrived at the the gates of the dank, disgusting, and filthy Gulag in Siberia, Russia. Donned in prison attire, they entered the facility.

Miss Pigget complained about the clothes. "Geez, look at these crappy clothes! Couldn't we don in something more practical, like Prada?"

"I'm sorry, Pigget, the prison is quite short on designer clothes and fashion models," Nunsen said, sarcastically.

"She's right," Hermit grunted. "Sensibly, this is jail."

" 'Luxury,' around here, is a nonexistent word," Yawnzo concurred.

Suddenly, appearing out of the thin air was a large, white blanket. Coming out of it were Loo-Loo, Sabroona, Loops, and the ghost of Harry. Miss Pigget, Hermit the Frog, Meowlf, Lawzzy Bear, Yawnzo, Waahnimal, Nunsen, and Sneaker refused to believe their eyes.

"Loo-Loo?" Waahnimal asked.

"Sabroona? Loops?" Lawzzy Bear yelped.

"Dr. Parkington-Brooks?" Meowlf squeaked. "I-I-I thought you----you-----"

"I did die, son," Harry said. "But, now I am a war angel. My friends and I are here to save Leah Holley and Sabrina Hopkins."

"You?!" Lawzzy Bear asked. "With all due respect and love, sir, but we were the ones sent to save the girls."

"That's too bad, Tubby," Loops challenged.

"Hey, watch it, blowhole!" Lawzzy snapped.

"Sam the Eagle has sent us on this mission, not you!" Meowlf argued.

"Who gives a crap?" Loops yelled.

"Leah and Sabrina are our friends!" Loo-Loo pointed out, coldly.

"And Lips sent us to help them," Sabroona wheedled in.

Becoming weary with the fighting, Harry stepped in. "Guys, that will do now. Why can't we play nice, children, huh? If we are going to get along together, we must learn to share. We each have a responsibility to save Miss Holley and Miss Hopkins, have we not?"

"Yeah, we do, but----" started Loops.

"In that case," Harry proceeded with his point, "it is quite substantial that we dispense with the quibbling and stick to business, that is if we are to defeat the villains and save our two little angels. Now, as leader, there shan't be any silly squabbling on the duration of this rescue mission. Are we on the same page here?"

"Yes, Mr. Parkington-Brooks," said the heroes, unenthusiastically.

Sneaker nodded.

"Okay," Harry said. "And we must hurry."

As they entered, they walked into a large crowd of inmates were shoving through their separate ways. Miss Pigget, Hermit the Frog, Meowlf, Lawzzy Bear, Yawnzo, Waahnimal, Nunsen, Sneaker, Loo-Loo, Sabroona, Loops, and the ghost of Harry were nearing the cafeteria stand, ready to get food, which was no better than gruel.

Waahnimal cried, "This looks awful!"

Sneaker agreed.

Hermit glared at Waahnimal and Sneaker. "Think about where we are, fools!"

"Yeah, this ain't no dang Benihana's," Lawzy Bear hissed.

"Mr. Frog, Mr. Bear," Harry said, frigidly. "Never use the terms "fool" and "darn" around an angel. "Darn" leads to profanity, and unless you want a one-way ticket to hades, don't call people "fools." Got it?"

"Sorry, Mr. Parkington-Brooks," Hermit and Lawzzy said.

"And we must bear these bitter herbs, anyhow," Nunsen said.

"Unless you guys care to starve," Meowlf said.

"Meowlf's right," Yawnzo yawned.

"We must hurry up with this supper," Loo-Loo said.

"If you can call this stuff that," Sabroona said, nearly retching.

"Yeah, we do need to get a move on," Loops said. "Ain't no telling what Lloyd and Sue Ellen have up their sleeves."

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CRACK! CRACK!

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!" 

The cracking noises came from Constantine. He had been whipping Sabrina. Lloyd Whitmire, Sue Ellen Scather, Janooce, Miss Poogy, Roowlf, Foozie, Kermoot, Scotter, Sketter, Boon Bunny, Gwendoolyn, Boonsen, Booker, and Goonzo, had been watching this in delight.

Scotter, Sketter, Boon, and Gwendoolyn had laughed at Sabrina's cries. "Hit her harder, boss!" Scotter and Sketter said.

"Yeah, beat the life out of her!" Boon sneered.

"Break her back and her head!" Gwendoolyn, drinking and eating her food, said.

Leah, contrariwise, began to wail. "STOOOOOOOOOP! STOP IT, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!"

Goonzo threw a brick at her head. "Be quiet, you stupid blue-skinned cow!" 

Leah wrapped herself into a ball and sobbed. "Oh, please, please leave her alone......"

After Constantine was done whipping Sabrina, he, Janooce, Miss Poogy, Roowlf, Foozie, and Kermoot, with sticks in their hands, started beating Leah.

"This will teach you to shut up!" Miss Poogy said.

"You had no right to try to deny us our pleasure!" Janooce added.

"Just for that, hades awaits you as well," Constantine sneered.

Sue Ellen held up her hands. "Wait, you guys! Do not kill them just yet."

"Why not? Those ugly sows get on our nerves!" Foozie said.

"So much that they are both deserving of death!" Roowlf added.

"You know it, too!" Kermoot said.

"I also know if we kill them people will be asking questions," Sue Ellen shot back. "The Stuffets are looking for these two bimbos, you know. No, killing them is not the answer."

"Well, what is the answer, you so smart?!" Gwendoolyn sneered.

"If you must know," Lloyd said, "we will take them to the chamber. The chamber will be so hot that their tongues will dry up and they will choke them. In that time, the Stuffets will attempt a prison break. I will have our men be on the look out for the Stuffets. I will hide behind the chamber, waiting for any fool to free them. And that person, too, will be locked in the chamber. The bodies will be hidden in the chamber and interred. No one will ever find Leah Holley and Sabrina Hopkins!"

Sue Ellen Scather, Janooce, Miss Poogy, Roowlf, Foozie, Kermoot, Scotter, Sketter, Boon Bunny, Gwendoolyn, Boonsen, Booker, and Goonzo looked at each other, agreeing with the ague plan.

"I love that idea, Lloyd," said Constantine. "Take them both to the chamber."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!" Sabrina wailed.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP! SOMEBODY HELP USSSSSSSSSS, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!" Leah cried.

"Be quiet, pigs!" Lloyd yelled. "Or do either of you want to be sent to hades now. You see, I get off of seeing people butchered up. People being cut up, burnt alive, shot up, drowned, put in the grinder.....I get a kick out of that. I am a toxic man. I give off toxic love."

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Lloyd: "Mmm, blood
Mmm, filth
Aah, fumes
Oooh, cack!

Blood and grime, poison sludge
Diesel clouds and noxious muck
Slime beneath me, (mmm) slime up above
Ooh, you'll love my (ah-ah-ah) toxic love
Toxic love

I see the world and all the creatures in it
I suck 'em dry and spit 'em out like spinach
I feel the power, it's growing by the minute
And pretty soon you're gonna see me wallow in it

I feel good, a special kind of horny
Flowers and trees depress and frankly bore me
I think I'll spew them all with cyanide saliva
Pour me a blood cocktail and take me to the driver

Filthy brown acid rain
Pouring down like egg chow mein
All that's foul, all that's stained
Breeding in my toxic brain

And after dinner I could go for something sweet
Revenge for what the Muppets done to me!
I'll crush and grind all creatures great and small
The second I'm through, there'll be no trace of them at all!

'My wicked Moopet buddies are gonna lend a hand
With the destruction of this worthless Stuffet clan
And what a beautiful machine they have provided
To slice a path of doom with my blood motive to guide it

Hit me one time
Hit me twice
Ah, ah, ah
That's rather nice

Blood and grime, poison sludge
Diesel clouds and noxious muck
Slime beneath me, (mmm) slime up above
Ooh, you'll love my (ah-ah-ah) toxic love!"

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"Now, if you want to die right away," Lloyd said,  "please, keep screaming. Otherwise, shut up, and start walking!"

Sobbing, Leah and Sabrina walked wearily towards the chamber, but not without Lloyd beating them with iron rods to make them move faster. 

"GET MOVING, NOW!" Lloyd yelled.

Not too far away, the ghost of Harry watched in horror. He hid behind the dark tenements.

"That swine Lloyd Whitmire!" Harry gasped. "He's going to kill Leah and Sabrina! We have to save them somehow!"

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Back at the Whitmire house in California, Lips and Delores was getting ready to put little LJ to bed. Delores was getting ready to go to bed. 

"I am going to get ready for bed, love," Delores kissed Lips on the cheek. "Good night."

"Good night, baby," Lips returned the kiss. As his wife left, Lips put LJ in her crib.

"Da-da," LJ as she nestled in her bed. "I love you."

"I love you, too, pumpkin," smiled Lips.

After Lips kissed LJ on the forehead (with her giggling, I might add), LJ had a question. "Da-da?"

"What's wrong, baby?" asked Lips.

"Are these two women going to die?" LJ wondered.

Lips looked stunned at the question. He hoped that Leah and Sabrina would be rescued as soon as possible. He prayed that his friends, Loo-Loo, Loops, Sabrina, and the ghost of Harry Parkington-Brooks and the Stuffets would reach them in time. Leah had been an important park of Lips' life; his sister, Lisa and her brother Leo had built a romantic relationship with each other. Through it, grew a brother and sister relationship towards himself and Leah. Sabrina, also, was an imperative person in his life. She had help him and Leah through the toughest times and was one of the most faithful Electric Mayhem supporters they'd had. If either woman died, he would know what to do. 

Forcing that possibility away, Lips said, assuringly, "Elizabeth Rose Christina Whitmire," he said. "Loo-Loo, Loops, Sabrina, Dr. Parkington-Brooks and the Stuffets are on their way to find them. Those guys are going to bring Miss Leah and Miss Sabrina back home before you know it. And when they do, we are going to give them a wonderful Muppet welcome!"

"I hope so...." LJ said. 

Knowing the frightened look in LJ's face, Lips had an idea. "I know a song that will make that spooky feeling go away."

"Really?" LJ asked. "Tell me, daddy! Tell me!"

"Okay, okay, honey. Settle down....."

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Lips: "When I think about your lovin'
The sunday evenings, the fun we use to share
Looking through the memories in my mind
Since I've laughed and cried and thought it over
Now I realize that it's never, over only set aside."

Lips/Delores/LJ: "Oh it's you sweet baby
I will never be free from your embrace
Sweet baby
Only hopin' it's not too late to try again
It's you sweet baby
Ever always been captured by your smile, sweet baby
I will always be right there by your side
Right by your side."

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(Brad and Melora are putting Nick and Heath to bed, in the Woodses residence.)

Brad: "Lyin' here alone I'm dreamin'
My mind keeps wanderin' why
My thoughts are only you
Wanderin' through the memories in my mind!"

Melora: "How could love so real have gone so empty
I just keep wanderin' why
Well I ever find the love we share
Oh, together, you and I!"

Brad/Melora/Nick/Heath:
"Oh it's you sweet baby
Though we've had such a long hard road to climb, sweet baby
Only hopin' it's not too late to try again
It's you, sweet baby
Won't you try and believe in what I say, sweet baby
I will always be right there by your side, right by your side."


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Lips/Delores/LJ: "Oh it's you sweet baby
Though we've had such a long hard road to climb, sweet baby
Only hopin' it's not too late to try again!"

Brad/Melora/Nick/Heath: "It's you, sweet baby
I will always be captured by your smile, sweet baby
I will always be right there by your side, right by your side."
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The next day, Sundae, Dcat, Angelique, Katie, Sarah, Jessy, Trey, Jason, Freddy, Peppie, Kala, Elena, Lucy, Ricky, Angel, Happy, Baelfire, Connor, Mary, Hunter, Kaitlyn, Oliver, Matthew Orlando, Summer, Lexi, Paula, Jack, Steph, Marie, Derek, and Teri were walking off the bus to the Wee Muppets School.

"This is a beautiful morning!" DCat said.

"You aren't kidding!" Summer said. "Look at the rainbow!"

"I love rainbows!" Sundae said.

"Me, too!" said Peppy.

"Me, three!" Katie said.

Jason glared at the kids. "Dude, chill. Like you never seen rainbows before."

Angelique said, "Dial the temper down, Jase."

"What's your problem, anyhow?" Trey asked.

"Yeah, dial the temper down, man," Derek said. "Just be!"

"Haven't you noticed?" Freddy asked. "Miss Holley and Miss Sabrina have been Mupp-napped!"

"Oh, you just figure that out?" Peppie sneered.

"Yeah, your mouths aren't helping!" Jack snapped.

"That's enough!" Sugar Raye said, coming towards the kids. "It is time for class."

 Sarah and Jessy scowled at Jason and Freddy. "Thanks, you too," the irate bunnies said.

As they entered the classroom, Marie and Baelfire started to sing a song to cheer their friends up.

"You get a line and I'll get a pole, lady," Marie cheered. "You get a line and I'll get a pole, friend."

"You get a line and I'll get a pole, we'll go fishin' in the crocodile hole," Baelfire started.

Mary, Hunter, Kaitlyn, Oliver, and Matthew Orlando looked at Marie and Baelfire. "The 'crocodile hole?'" Hunter asked.

"Are you out yo mind?" Mary asked.

"You don't fish in no crocodile hole!" Kaitlyn laughed.

"You are something crazy!" Matthew Orlando interjected, laughing.

"Children, I distinctly said be quiet," Sugar Raye said, as they entered in the room. "Now, class," as she went to her desk, "I realize that these women's disappearances has shocked you. But, we just be patient, as mentioned before, and not let our spirit be troubled."

"But, it's hard," said Kala,

"Because, what if the Moopets don't stop with them?" pondered Elena

"They can come after us next!" Lucy sobbed.

"Like they did Mr. Kaapo's kid," Ricky added.

"We don't want that to happen to another kid," Angel said.

"Much less another adult," Happy yelped. 

On the other hand, Lexi, Paula, Steph, and Teri were the only ones who tried to get Miss Sugar Raye's message.

"Kids, kids! Compose yourselves, please!" Lexi said, tiredly.

"See, this panicking ain't getting us nowhere!" Paula said.

"This is what Miss Raye is talking about," Steph said. "All we do is argue about how the Moopets do us. We have to hope and pray that our pals rescue the women, safe and sound."

"In other words," Teri began to sing.......

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Teri: "Before this river
Becomes an ocean
Before we throw our hearts back on the floor
Oh oh baby I reconsider
My foolish notion
Well honey you must believe me
We can't lose our minds no more!"

Sugar Raye: "Yes I've gotta have faith…
Mmm, I gotta have faith
‘Cause I gotta have faith, faith, faith
I gotta have faith-a-faith-a-faith!"

All: "Becomes an ocean
Before you throw our hearts back on the floor
Oh oh baby I reconsider
My foolish notion
Well honey you must believe me
We can't lose our minds no more

Cause I gotta have faith
Mmm I gotta have faith
Because I got to have faith-a-faith-a-faith
I gotta have faith-a-faith-a-faith!"

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What's going to happen in pt.7? Let's tune in next week, shall we?