Revolt of the Three Moopets (pt. 9)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" 

The loud shriek tore the soft, sleeping skies. It emerged from the Whitmires' house. Delores screamed, and stared at LJ's now empty crib. She was next to a broken window. Lips ran to his wife as fast as he could.

"What happened?" Lips asked, holding Delores.

"It's LJ, Lips!" sobbed Dolores. "SOMEONE HAS TAKEN HER AWAY!"

"I'm going to call the police," Lips said, grabbing his cell. While this was going on, Lips wiped a tear from his eye.

How could someone do such a thing? Lips asked mentally. LJ is just a baby? How disgusting does someone have to be?!

Consumed with horror and fright, Delores flung herself on the floor next to the crib and cried. Next to her was a letter that read as follows: 

"For getting my child in trouble with my ex-wife, yours and the two women will burn in the lake of fire."

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"Last night, at the Whitmire Residence, in Irvine, California," announced the Newsman, from the digital bulletin above on of the skyscrapers in the city, "A one year old girl, Elizabeth Rose Christina Whitmire had been taken away by some hooded hoodlums. No one knows, as of yet, where this baby has been taken......"

Meanwhile, at the wee Muppet School, the children were walking in their hallways, either going to or out of their classes. Baelfire, Connor, Mary, Kaitlyn, Oliver, Matthew Orlando, Kala, and Elena were on one side of the row of lockers, talking about LJ's kidnapping.

"Dude, did you hear?" Kaitlyn asked.

"Hear about what?" Baelfire wondered.

"Yeah, spill the beans," Connor agreed.

"LJ had been nabbed," Mary answered.

"WHAT?!" Kala and Elena asked in unison.

"Who'd be so heartless and wicked to kidnap a helpless baby?!" Matthew Orlando cried.

"I know, Matt! That's what I'm screaming!" Oliver said.

On the other side, Trey, Jason, Freddy, Hunter, Lucy, Ricky, Angel, and Happy were talking about the same thing.

"I wish I'd had my hands on the person that nabbed LJ," Freddy growled.

"Me, too!" Hunter snarled. "I'd tear his butt wide open, I swear!"

"Mother trucker gonna nab a poor defenseless child," Ricky said.

"Richard, watch your language," Lucy yapped.

"Well, you can understand their anger about this situation, Lucester," Trey said.

"I'm livid my-dang-self," Jason said.

"Well, welcome to the boat," Angel said. "But, we have to handle this the Christian way."

"Angie's right, homey," Happy said.

Sundae, Dcat, Angelique, Katie, Peppie, Sarah, Jessy, Summer, Lexi, Paula, Jack, Derek, Steph, Marie, Teri, Nick, and Heath had entered the classroom and sat in their seats.

"This is scary!" Teri admitted.

"First Leah," Sarah noted.

"Next Sabrina," Jessy said.

"And now, LJ?" Nick and Heath rued.

"This is horrible," Jack wiped his eyes.

"What do we do now?" Marie whined.

Soon, a cruel voice uttered, "Celebrate the termination of these losers."

It belonged to the evil Nathan Stiller Whitmire, Lloyd's cold son. Feelings of nausea entered their souls.

"Wow! What a gut-punch!" Derek said.

"You said it," Lexi nodded.

"Ha! How would you know what a gut-punch feels like, Derek, you battered buzzard?!" snapped Nate. "You don't even have guts to start with."

Steph rolled up her sleeves. "Nate, you are going to make me lose my religion up in here!"

Paula pulled her away. "Please, don't, Stephey. Don't endanger your soul over no loser like that."

"Please, I wanna knock a patch out his dang head, too," growled Summer.

"You do that, and I will have my father beat LJ and those two scumbags to death with one phone call, just as I called them to nab the rugrat," Nate sneered. "Maybe that will teach you to keep your piggie snouts shut about what the blue heck I do, won't it?!"

Sundae, Dcat, Angelique, Katie, Peppie, Sarah, Jessy, Summer, Lexi, Paula, Jack, Derek, Steph, Marie, Teri, Nick, and Heath refused, one second, to believe their ears.

"YOU.......YOU....YOU WAS THE REASON LJ WAS TAKEN AWAY?!" Peppie cried.

"Guilty as charged, butthole," Nate said. "She and those two bimbos have been taken away, and they ain't never come back!"

In frustration, Summer punched Nate in the nose. Nate punched Summer right back. Nate charged into Summer, and the two rolled across the floor, knocking down their chairs. Sundae, Dcat, Angelique, Katie, Peppie, Sarah, Jessy, Lexi, Paula, Jack, Derek, Steph, Marie, Teri, Nick, and Heath watched in terror.

Dcat took out her IPhone and recorded the fight. "O-to-the-M-to-the-G! This crap is going on MuppStar!"

Katie snatched the phone from her hands. "Girl, what's wrong with you? This is serious here!"

"GUYS! THAT'S ENOUGH!" Sundae yelled, her voice mixed with terror and fury. "STOP IT!"

"I'm going to get Miss Sugar Raye," Angelique ran to the door.

But, Angelique never had the chance; Miss Sugar Raye was making her way into the room.

"ENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH!"

The brawling had evaporated from under the belligerent command and Sugar Raye's growl. She marched the two children to the principal's office. As Sarah, Jessy, Lexi, Paula, Jack, Derek, Steph, Marie, Teri, Nick, and Heath went to their homework, Sundae, Dcat, Angelique, Katie, and Peppie talked amongst themselves.

"That crazy fool Summer," muttered Katie. "Nate could have killed her!"

"Yeah, he's one of the toughest kids in school!" Peppie added.

"Summer couldn't help it," Angelique said. "That boy was laughing at LJ's and those two women's misfortune!"

"Blood don't wash out no blood," Sundae said.

"Sunny's right, y'all," Dcat said. "We need to be cool about this. I know that it's easier said than it is done, but, hey? Whoever said logical choices were easy?"

Waiting outside the school was a sexy, mysterious woman. She seemed to have Lips' genes. Who was she? Only time will tell.

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In the chamber, Leah and Sabrina were just sitting on their beds, when Sue Ellen Scather entered the room. She was carrying what seemed to be a package.

"SUE ELLEN!" exclaimed Leah.

"What do you want?!" Sabrina asked, threateningly.

"It appears that you two coke-tramps have a package here sent by my boyfriend's son, Nate Whitmire," Sue Ellen said. As she opened it up, she revealed poor LJ. LJ began to cry.

"LISA JUNIOR!" Leah cried. "But, that's Delores' baby!"

"Which is why, you guys will be reunited." Sue Ellen threw the baby, in hopes that she'd hit the wall or land on the floor. But Sabrina ran and caught the baby before either event had happened.

As LJ cried, Sabrina yelled, through her tears, "YOU BARBARIAN!" Leah's eyes were teary as well.

Sue Ellen Scather snarled. "Barbarian?" She laughed outright, as the three girls were still crying. After she was finished, Sue Ellen yelled, as though she were possessed, "You stupid cows kill me! Neither of you even knows what the word 'barbarian' means. However, by the time I'm finished with you, you'll have been given the perfect demonstration."

After Sue Ellen Scather locked the door and stomped off, LJ began to cry harder. Sabrina tried to soothe her.

"There, there, baby," Sabrina said, kissing LJ. "It's alright."

"No, no," LJ cried. "I no see my mommy and daddy again."

"Sure you will," Leah said, kissing the baby, too. "Your mother, your father, your friends.....we'll see them again."

"Yes, we just have to believe," Sabrina said.

"Believe?" LJ asked.

"Of course, dear," Leah said, as she held the baby. "You see, dear....."

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